Returning to drama and finding most people haven't changed: :D

New frosh: :|

Hilarity at Ferrel's: X'''''D

Realizing upon coming home that this is really the only way I'm able to hang out with a lot of these people: ....D':

BBL TF2 HALLOWEEN EVENT

I was super excited today.

Venture Bros. started a new season on midnight.

I'm on the west coast.

You should know that for some odd reason, every person on the west coast had a strange hiccup on their cable provider watching the Venture Bros. this night, causing it to play the first 15 minutes twice instead of the full 30 minute episode. I double-checked with /co/ to make sure I wasn't the only one who suffered. You can still hear their rage.

I.....I......

I think I might cry. I was so looking forward to the premiere.

So I guess I have a Facebook now?

I don't know how you people use these newfangled things. :I

Why does my family keep walking all over me?

Does my assertiveness piss them off that much?

It's a lovely evening out.

I figured I should note my achievements this week:

-Figured out how to carpool effectively and efficiently
-Played TF2 and unlocked ten different weapons with several duplicates.
-Applied for Finan. Aid
-Finally got to watch porn with a buddy (There was much lulz)
-Successfully conquered suicidal thoughts (FUCK YOU, DEATH TEMPTATIONS)
-Watched two interesting movies
-Hard wiped my computer and have been playing it minimalist.
-Met up with the drama peeps. Oh how I've missed you nerds

And that's about it. It probably doesn't seem like much to you guys, but for me, this has been a big week for me.

SHIT SON

EIICHIRO ODA JUST HAD A BABY DAUGHTER.

I AM UNABLE TO COMPREHEND ON HOW ADORABLE THAT IS.

Hello, all you happy people. You know what? You can all go fuck yourselves.

Okay, so, quick recap of this week.

Sunday: little brother appears to be causing worse problems, tearing my dad's new marriage apart just by existing. I get bitten by several cats. Grandfather is dying, and I can't schedule a flight in on time.

Monday: More cats, this time I'm missing some flesh off my thumb.

Tuesday: A few more cats, an angry yorkie, and two skittish big dogs trampled me. It was on this day that I learned Colin's causing even more problems, and family members start calling me to complain.

Wednesday: I'm supposed to go to Triangle Lake, but I have a splitting migraine, so there's my only break day wasted.

Thursday: Colin has apparently beaten my dad up, is currently in jail. I'm getting more calls, this time somehow blaming/insulting me because I was a bad influence. (Hilariously false)

Friday: More calls. It gets to the point where I can't eat because they won't give me a chance to, it's that unending. Some problems arise concerning my crush, nothing serious, but considering my mental health at this point, I started bawling.

Saturday: Row with mother over how to handle Colin. I go the utilitarian route, clearly I was in the wrong, of course.

Sunday: I get laid off because paying three employees hourly on minimum wage basis is too much to handle, and so the business would have closed in a month if I was on hand any longer.

Man, I love my life. :DDDDDD

Can someone offer me some advice on how to effectively kill a crush before it gets bad?

Just curious.

Hey guys

My brain is fried.

Last three weeks of One Piece has me fucked in the head.

I have problems with not wanting to bone certain lady friends.

I am high on disinfectant and dog poop.

I have also lost five pounds.

Long story short, what the hell is wrong with me?

CHOTTO MATTE!!!!!!

( This Journal Cut is brought to you by the letters W, T, and F. )

I don't fucking believe this.

I love watching old movies. Which ones, you say?

Ones that I was too afraid to watch as a kid, like, say, Jurassic Park, or The Shining.

DOWNLOADING AND PATCHING MY NEW COPY OF TEAM FORTRESS 2~~~

I'll have more to say in like, 4 hours, since it'll take about 3 hours to finish all this.

Quick note from Tokyo:

WHY THE HELL DID NONE OF YOU TELL ME ABOUT MICHAEL JACKSON OR BILLY MAYS? SDLFKWJEFIOJSDLFKJSDFIOWEJFWLJ SON OF A BITCH.

Kay, guys. Been here a few days, but using a key board here is hard as hell, so I have been putting this off for awhile.

Quick notes:

jet lag does not exist if you force a change in sleeping habits in the days before you go on the plane :D

i have so many pictures of people sleeping in awkward, hilarious positions at the airport. stay tuned!

I already have your parasol, Elina, but it was too late to make the money exchange to yen, so i used some of my own pocket money. It is very pretty, and much to your specifications, I believe. My tastes are different than yours, though, so we will see.

I got onto a firetruck ladder and took several pictures. That was two days ago, and I am still shivering.

the shopping arcade in kumamoto had these boots that were to ddie for D: I want them but I wouldnt fit at all.

people keep giving me free stuff when I buy things. DOES ANYBODY BACK HOME WANT SOME DELICIOUS SMELLING INCENSE BECAUSE I HAVE MILLIONS AND I DONT WANT THEM ALLLLLL

tempted to buy more things, but we will have to wait and see. TENGAS HERE ARE SO INEXPENSIVE, LIKE, TEN DOLLARS, HALCYON. SERIOUSLY. HOLY SHIT.

Um, what else? OH, I went to a doll-drama earlier. It's like Kabuki, only with three-man puppets. SO COOL GUYS. SO. COOL.

It's getting late, and the kids here are hyper and trying to get my attention, so I will have to leave now, but I will try and update later.

PS: my host-mom apparently knows where Oda lives. It's a mansion, or so she says. OMGGGGGGG maybe I will get to see it? :DDDDDD

Oh, man, you know what my favorite is? Do you? Esprit d'escalier, or "the wit of the staircase." It's the term used (if you didn't know already) for that ultimate witty comeback to some insult, but of course, you came up with it after it could be used.

Holy shit, you guys.

Japan. I'm going there.

I don't quite know how I feel about that. I mean, yeah, it's another country, and yeah, it's supposedly one of the best places to live, but I don't know. It is so not my kind of country, know what I mean? Like, Australia or Spain or Italy are places I'd love to visit. Japan? Ehhhh, it's cheaper for me, and I can score some hilarious shit while I'm there.

Does anyone want anything from over there so that I can give it to you? I might get it if you promise to reimburse cuz I'm soooo short on cash ;_;

Hey guys.

Crap week.

Crappier week before that.

Know what keeps making me go through each and every day?

One Piece, Girl Genius, and Johns' Green Lantern series. I shit you not.

Oh, and especially One Piece. You have no idea how much chapter 541 got me through that week.

Can you guys tell I'm gradually starting to slow down? I mean, my thoughts keep getting longer, but they still convey the same message in twice as many words.

Night.

So for those of you who know what I'm talking about, rejoice!

HE HAS FINALLY LEFT THE HOUSE, POSSIBLY FOREVER.